Applying for jobs is a hell designed specifically to torment autistic people. Here is a well-paying task which you know in your heart and soul if they just gave you a desk and left you alone and allowed you to do it you would sit there and be more focused and enthusiastic and excellent at it than anyone else in the building. However, before they allow you to perform the task, you must pass through 3-4 opaque social crucibles where you must wear uncomfortable clothes and make eye contact while everyone expects you to lie, but not too much (no one is ever clear exactly how much lying is expected, “over” honesty is however penalized). You are being judged almost entirely on how well you understand these very specific and unclear rules that no one has explained. None of this has anything to do with your ability to perform the desired task.

It is hell! I want to acknowledge that the original point of the post is NOT fixed by my providing solutions (the way jobs are filled makes no sense), but also I want to leave some notes for folks struggling with these unspoken rules. 

Some brief notes on the correct kinds of “LYING”:

1. eg “I created a solution to a recurring problem by doing [x].”, even if it was really you and two others in a group
2. If you LED the group (or did project-management), you can say, “I led a team to create a solution to a recurring problem by doing [x].”
3. This is because employers like to know that YOU can do, and they also value team-leadership. If you say “we”, they may stop you and ask what You did specifically. You can avoid this by just saying “I”.

1. If you feel confident using it:  “Yes, I am very proficient.”
2. If you have used it a few times, and could at least google what to do next: “Yes, I have good experience.”
3. If you don’t have any experience: “I have used it before. I generally pick up programs very fast, and I’m a quick learner.”

1. Good answers are those with solutions.
2. Bad answer examples:  “Sometimes I don’t catch mistakes before sending things.”  OR  “I don’t like working with other people”
3. Good answer examples:  “I had a problem catching typos, so I implemented steps that force me to check my work.”  OR  “I prefer to do things on my own so I know it’s done right, but I’m working on trusting my teammates to take on pieces as well.”

1. Try to say YES to this question (even if it is a lie)
2. If you have, say yes, and say how many people were on the team. 
3. If you haven’t, but you played a large role in a group of people, say yes, and talk about your primary role on the team. 
4. If you haven’t, but you worked solo on something that needed input from other people, say yes, and say what the project was about. 

Additional:

1. You can ask people to repeat interview questions
2. You can write down interview questions while they’re asking (write the basics of the question down for yourself, like the top things you have to answer). People will wait for you to finish writing, you don’t have to answer Immediately.
3. Try to keep your answer to questions somewhere between 30 seconds to 1 minute and 30 seconds. You don’t have to time it, but if you find that your answers are taking 3 minutes, you might lose interest.

1. Try to make sure they at least answer the core question asked, don’t just bring up a completely unrelated topic
2. Example: if you are really excited to talk about a program you wrote, and someone asks about balancing projects, you can say you are good at AUTOMATION, and an example is this program you wrote

1. “What has been your favorite part of working at [company]?”
2. “What’s been your favorite project to work on?”
   
3. People like talking about themselves

1. Some employers care if you send them a thank you “letter” (email). Sometime by the end of the day (you can do it right after the interview if you think you’ll forget), send a thank you email like this (you can look up other templates, or ask a friend for help):
2. Subject Line:  Thank You
3. “Hi [interviewer name],
   It was great speaking with you. Hearing more about the role, as well as what you said about [their answer to a question you asked them] has made me even more excited for this opportunity.
   Thank you for your time today,
   [Your Name]
   

Good luck!!

Im gonna need this in 2 years!

Honestly the “applying and interviewing for a job” is harder and more stressful than actually doing the job 999% of the time for me. I hate it so much.

Wait they ask about mistakes and weaknesses because they want to hear about solutions?! That makes so much more sense! Why dont they just verbalize the solution part!

if you are reading this i want you to stop for a moment and imagine a crab

*parks horribly in front of your house* i love you so much

media depictions of hacking are so funny because it's all like dudes in hoodies with Anonymous masks in pitch darkness, and when you actually meet these ppl you realize 90% of hacking happens in one of these two rooms:

this is true

"she killed innocent people" ok well her eyes are literally big and brown and sad so she can do whatever

ALT

the beach

My slut amulet is worthless now